Sports Fan

I don't golf. Dot's brother Earl does, and I've been to enough of his birthdays to know what ends up in the closet. What makes it into the bag: things that are small, things that are his, and things that help him find the ball he swears was straight. Same goes for the bleachers and the couch on game day.

The ones with his name on them are my pick, because a golf dad loses more gear to his buddies than to the woods. — Hank